Me: Jesus Christ! what the hell was THAT?!Minion (putting Nip/Tuck on pause) : The person wearing the saddle is the lesbian's daughter.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Mother of a teenage boy
Me walking by the Minion's room and glancing in:
Me ( resting head on door jamb. and closing eyes. wondering why I dismissed parental controls as rubbish ): Was that sex?
Minion: No, he's just having a dream.
Me: But it's a dream about sex....?
Minion: Well...yeah..i guess so.
Note to self. Wash his sheets in hot water this week.