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I am beyond vexed that the lottery has not made me a winner. I am not greedy for millions ~my needs are simple: good books, better wine, and a new vehicle.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Mother of a teenage boy

Me walking by the Minion's room and glancing in:

Me: Jesus Christ! what the hell was THAT?!
Minion (putting Nip/Tuck on pause) : The person wearing the saddle is the lesbian's daughter.
Me ( resting head on door jamb. and closing eyes. wondering why I dismissed parental controls as rubbish ): Was that sex?
Minion: No, he's just having a dream.
Me: But it's a dream about sex....?
Minion: Well...yeah..i guess so.
Note to self. Wash his sheets in hot water this week.

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