About Me

I am beyond vexed that the lottery has not made me a winner. I am not greedy for millions ~my needs are simple: good books, better wine, and a new vehicle.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Better Than Painful Shoes

I was going to write about the horrors of breaking in 2 3/4 inch satin pumps. But who wants to hear about that? {{Slides eyes to the floor where the offending articles are sitting..waiting..anticipating the 2 hours tomorrow when they will be worn again for "breaking in". There is no such thing.
Julia Roberts ~ barefoot wedding to Lyle Lovett :  Click to view full size image

SMART GIRL. Well, the groom can sing, and I really like the head wrap. I do.  So instead of my taped Morton's toes ( look it up) I give you music from a 65 year old man.

My toes need wine. And my toes get what they want. But I admit to an '80's thing for the guy. Don't judge me. I was simply morphing.


Well, this has been just lovely. My bucket of hate is empty and my toes are numb. Seriously considering the Julia approach. And why the fuck not? It's my damn wedding.