About Me

I am beyond vexed that the lottery has not made me a winner. I am not greedy for millions ~my needs are simple: good books, better wine, and a new vehicle.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Dinner Conversation

Me: So what about The Underworld?

The S.O: I don't know much about it - haven't been there.

Me: I picked up a Scroll...but you can only access The Underworld through The Temple of the Ages.

The S.O: Don't you have to Ascend first?

The Minion: Yeah, and I'll have to fight my Doppleganger before I Ascend.

The S.O: Have you had your armor infused yet?

The Minion: Not yet.

Me: I'm not even close.

Anyone know what the Hell we are talking about?

Thursday, June 12, 2008

This made me smile

My boss just sent me this blurb:

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh shit....she's awake!!'

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Well...he is only 11.

The Minion was taking a shower tonight. The only part I still need to supervise is making sure all the suds are off his body and hair before the water gets turned off.

Me: Are you done?

Minon: I think so...no wait a minute.

Me: ( peeking around the showercurtain ) What are you doing?

Minion: ( lathering up the tops of his shoulders ) I'm doing my shoulders. It's on the bottle. Head and Shoulders.

Me: ( stiffling a snort of laughter ) Okay...um after that you're good to go.

History lesson

The Minion said last evening with a huge smile on his face: "I feel like the world just changed."
I told him he had just witnessed history in the making. He still can't understand why this country has only had white men as leaders when other countries have a variety of men, women, and races.